Dear Winifred; Dec. 25

Advice (NOT good!) column!

 

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct; Merry Christmas!

 

     "Dear Winifred, Merry Christmas!  I love this time of year; the sparkling lights, the children's laughter, and the whole atmosphere.  I wish it could be Christmas every day; don't you?  Signed Snowangel."

 

 

     "Dear Snowangel, oh yeah, the long lines, the screaming little brats, AND the children.  Don't get me wrong, I like getting presents; I have a problem with having to get something for people.  Adults, it's easy; just a bottle of booze, and you know they're going to have a festive time, and the only thing you have to endure is Uncle Clem having way too much booze, and regaling you with 25 year old fishing stories, and tales  from a long time ago, when he could still see his stomach, but kids?  Woo baby!  I wish you could buy them a fifth of something, anything, that would put them to sleep so they wouldn't pester you, but no; they want the latest toys and crap, so, on top of their whiny, screeching voices,  the house is filled with Ninja Johnny's artificial cries.  I'm always glad when the holidays are over and you can get back to watching something besides store ads begging you to buy their unnecessary b.s.; Winifred."  

Reviews

[Marie]

Santa forgot Winired again this year didn't he?

[Michael Stevens]

Santa goes WAY out of his way; he didn't forget!