Dear Winifred; Dec. 26

Advice (NOT good!) column

 Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

    "Dear Winifred, I always get a bit down after Christmas; I---"

 

     "Dear Mr. Claus, first of all, what kind of a dip-s**t fake name is that?  I had to cut off your pathetic letter early; how could you get down after Christmas?  I mean, hello!  Usually, and this is true about most sane people, I am ecstatic and hyper because I'm finally rid of the whole sponging lot of my 'guests'.  Those people could give about three s***s about me, and believe me, the feeling is mutual.  Their 'we love you" bullshit lasts about to the end of my sidewalk, where they can count up their haul.  "Ha, ha; we took old (insert your name here) for a big-time ride this year.  I have a sure fire way of dealing with their saccharin-smiling crap; I give them each some useless, bullshit gift, so that next year, they'll think twice about including me.  Winifred." 

Reviews

[Marie]

I can't imagine Winifred being "ecstatic" about anything. Of course, as long as other people are miserable, I''m sure she'll be happy...

[Michael Stevens]

Good point!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Lordy, Winifred astounds me with her viciousness still.I can't believe there are actually people that tells her they love her she is MEAN!!!!!!

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you; and you have to suspend your disbelief a LOT; either that, or the people writing in are as dumb as Winifred claims!

[Vidya Bacchus]

True I guess you have a point there:)