Dear Winifred; Dec. 29

Advice (NOT good!) column

 

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, I'm currently suffering from writer's block and looking for some tips.  Can you use your next column to tell us what motivates and excites you?  Signed Lost My Hemingway."

 

 

     "Dear Lost My Hemingway, I'll tell you what motivates and excites me; telling losers with no shot to give it up.  Comparing yourself to Hemingway?  Please, is this a joke?  Judging by your bullshit letter, writer's block is the least of your problems.  You have a delusion of grandeur that is massive; I mean, look at your loser attempt at sympathy; cry me a river, poor little Lost My Hemingway has lost his muse!  Might I suggest a good working title for your next 'masterpiece'?  "The Complete Knob Adrift in a Boat on the Sea of Pathetic'  would make a great title.  Might I suggest a career change?  'S**t Suckers Plumbing' is looking for someone with your level of smarts.  Winifred."       

 

 

 

 

Reviews

[Marie]

Obviously Winifred never suffer's from writers' block--as long as she can say something nasty.

[Michael Stevens]

Yes, and she usually does!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Well you know what if they insist to ask her they deserve exactly what she replies.Gluttons for punishment all of them I say :)

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, they're none-to-bright; it's a good thing they live in my brain so they keep coming back for more, like cattle in line to be stunned; "Next!"

[Vidya Bacchus]

Ha I get that poor cattle. thank god I don't eat beef :)