Dear Winifred; Jan. 2

Advice (NOT good!) column

 

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, I need your advice on something.  My boyfriend and I are arguing over curtains for the house.  He thinks the curtains' front should face the outside for others to see.  I think they should face inside, for US to enjoy.  What do you think is the proper way to face our curtains?  Signed Frustrated Curtain Woman."

 

 

     "Dear Frustrated Curtain Woman, I take back ALL of the other times I called a letter the stupidest fricking letter I've ever received.  This takes first prize in the big The Snooze Off; I found myself nodding off as I read your bullshit letter.  Your boyfriend has my sympathies.  I'd answer your question, but who really gives a s**t?  I only give out advice (other questions are usually stupid enough, but this is an 11 on the Sliding Stupid Scale), on important matters, but this one even Rolf the Interior Decorator would ralph-launch his Cheerios over.  Winifred."

 

 

Reviews

[Marie]

It is a pretty stupid question. The curtains' front should face the inside.

[Michael Stevens]

You say 'ying', and someone else says 'yang!'

[Michael Stevens]

Seriously, it was a question someone on another writing site sent in for the Winifred treatment!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Seriously ,Winifred hardly looks like she gives a damn about curtains.

[Michael Stevens]

No, she probably would't!

[Vidya Bacchus]

lol..................:)