Dear Winifred; Jan. 3

Advice (NOT good!) column

 

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, well, the holidays are over for another year, and I always get a little bit sad.  My family has gone home, and it's a rare thing when we get together.  Seems like forever until I see them again.  Do you have any tips on how I can shake this melancholy?  Signed  Bummer!"

 

 

     "Dear Bummer!, might I suggest, oh, I don't know, say a "Don't Let the Door Hit You On the A*s On Your Way Out" party?  That always cheers me up.  Of course, the four or five double drinks don't hurt; not one bit!  Winifred."

Reviews

[Marie]

I'm feeling a little depressed myself, but I would never ask WInifred for advice.

[Michael Stevens]

You're smarter than the losers who live in my brain; I hope you get to feeling happier soon!

[Marie]

THanks. I'm sure things will improve soon.

[Michael Stevens]

You bet; being depressed sucks!