Dear Winifred; Jan. 4

Advice (NOT good!) column

 Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

    "Dear Winifred, yesterday was my birthday, and several close friends didn't wish me happy birthday; should I hint around to let them know, or just not say anything so as not to embarrass them that they forgot?  Sign Another Year Older."

 

 

     "Dear Another Year Older, yesterday just so happened to be my birthday also; so what's the big deal about yours?  I  suppose you're one of those people who thinks that theirs is so super-important the world should stop spinning on it's axis and everyone should honor your special day.  Well, I've got some bad news for you; your birthday doesn't mean s**t to others, who, unlike you apparently, have other things to worry about than whether it's your birthday; get over yourself!  Winifred." 

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[Marie]

Let me take this opportunity to wish Winifred a very happy birtyday (or whatever she wants...).