Dear Winifred; Jan. 5

Advice (NOT good!) column

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 "Dear Winifred, maybe you can settle an argument..."

 

   "Dear To Whom It May concern, yes I can.  The readers actually seeing your dip s**t question doesn't matter in the slightest; they may be eating breakfast, and I'll skip printing the rest of your letter to maybe save them from spewage.  My solution involves you realizing you're a complete knob.  I mean feathers, a peach, 10/40 motor oil, and a pocket watch?  Winifred." 

Reviews

[Marie]

I don't know what A.H. Pinley means. In fact, I don't know what WInifred means.

[A. H. Pinley]

Old school, passé, out dated???

[Michael Stevens]

I'm not sure; I'll have to write Winifred for advice!