Dear Winifred; Jan. 6

Advice (NOT good!) column

 

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, I'm writing to you because no one else can answer my question to my satisfaction.  I am stuck, and I need someone's advice.  See, I live alone and am unsure how to deal with this particular problem..."

 

 

     "Dear Long-Winded Writasorus; WHAT is your problem?  I can't tell you what I think you should do if this column runs out of space.  I was waiting and waiting for you to eventually get around to sharing what your problem is , but apparently you think I've got all day to devote to your question, which I never got to because, you droned on and on about nothing.  You must be a self-absorbed loser to talk so long about yourself, and never get to your question.  You're welcome; Winifred." 

Reviews

[CoraZanini]

you made me laugh,good job

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you much, and this is the correct answer; if you'd have said, "Made me hurl!", that would have NOT been the verb I was looking for!

[Marie]

Having to write to Winifred is already a problem.

[Michael Stevens]

Hey, hey; take it up with her!