Dear Winifred; Jan. 8

Advice (NOT good!) column

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred; my garbage man comes on Wednesdays, and sometimes he misses our pick up.  Needless to say, this makes fitting the garbage in until the next pick up very challenging.  I've tried calling to complain, but it seems to have no effect.  What should I do?  Signed My House Smells Like a Landfill."

 

 

     "Dear 'My House Smells Like a Landfill', thank you for giving which day of the week is your garbage day; if it was, say, Tuesday, it would make absolutely no difference how I answer.  I don't know what it is, the last two letters I received state the useless obvious, maybe it's national 'Idiotic Child-Like Mentality Day', I don't know.  Speaking of landfills, that's exactly where your bullshit letter belongs; NEXT!  Winifred."

 

 

 

Reviews

[Marie]

I'm surprised Winifred didn't suggest shooting the garbabe man. Or giving his truck a flat tire.

[Michael Stevens]

Say, now THERE'S some great ideas!