Dear Winifred; Jan. 10

Advice (NOT good!) column

 

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, My best friend is always an embarrassment when we go out for a drink.  Usually, he's a friendly, affable sort, who stays quiet and keeps his opinions to himself, but after a couple drinks, Mr. Hyde comes out, and Dr. Jeckle takes a leave of absence.  He's obnoxious, loud, rude, and offensive.  And, the worst part of it all, is that I'm considered his friend, and have to do some fancy talking to avoid a fight.  The thought of bringing this up to my friend is not a pleasant one.  Any advice on how I should handle this uncomfortable situation?  Signed Always the Peacemaker."

 

 

     "Dear 'Always the Peacemaker', This is, unfortunately, an all-to-common situation.  Some people change completely after a few drinks.  It's just too bad for your friend that you apparently don't have the stones to back him up.  I mean, here he is, standing up like a man, and here you are, wearing a dress with a pattern of your fear on it.  Come on man; your friend said something that provokes someone, and you're heading for the exit like a puss, shrivel nuts!  Winifred."

 

 

     "Winifred, am a woman!"

 

    "If the title fits..."

Reviews

[Marie]

Nobody needs friends like that. Give him to Winifred.

[Michael Stevens]

A fate worse than death!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahaha well maybe she deserves a friend like that Winifred I mean god knows she is always fixing for a fight:)

[Michael Stevens]

Winifred says, "Wait a minute, who's the advice columnist here, you or me? Back off; I'll bury you! When you get your own advice column, THEN you can't spout your b.s. Until then, stow it!"

[Vidya Bacchus]

Oh my but I have been well and truly told off.I bow my head in shame lol

[Michael Stevens]

As long as you know your place; lol!

[Vidya Bacchus]

I do for sure lol

[Michael Stevens]

Ha; Winifred's not mad, so that's a good answer!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Whew thank god I dodged a bullet there:)

[Michael Stevens]

Yep, you sure did; you don't want to get on the wrong side of Winifred, although EVERY side of her is wrong, so...

[Vidya Bacchus]

Point taken lol