Dear Winifred; Jan. 11

Advice (NOT good!) column

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, I'm at my wits' end; I'm a struggling writer, and it seems that no matter what I send publishers, I always get back a form rejection letter telling me that my writing is not what they're looking for at this time, keep writing, blah, blah, blah!  It's totally discouraging; I feel like what's the point of sending any more?  I was wondering if you have any words of encouragement/advice?   Signed Shakespeare Lite."

 

 

     "Dear 'Shakespeare Lite,' sure, I've got some words of encouragement/advice;  I'd encourage you to fold your tent and go home, because the skill camping trip is over; it sounds to me like you're one of those who think  they have talent that makes them stand out from the crowd, but what they have is a big bag of fool's s**t!  Looks to me like you should have signed this letter 'Talent Lite.'  Winifred."

Reviews

[Marie]

Winifred, of course, is one of our great authors...

[Michael Stevens]

Of course she is, just ask her!