Dear Winifred; Jan. 12A Story by Michael Stevens Advice (NOT good!) column
Warning;
the advice given is NOT politically correct!
"Dear Winifred, it always amazes me
that two people can view the same subject so differently. I find it difficult to not lash out at the
other person and make it personal. I've
found that taking a step back and several deep breaths before replying help me
focus on my argument, as opposed to just responding from a place of anger. I'd be curious to know what you think of this
approach? Signed Pause Before Going of
Half-Cocked."
"Dear 'Pause Before Going Off
Half-Cocked', sounds to me like you're a fully erect c**k. The other person is a tool who needs to be
b***h-slapped verbally, and how's your rolling over and floating downstream
sucking water going to accomplish that?
Give it to that moron with both barrels, is what I say! Winifred." © 2014 Michael Stevens |
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Michael StevensAboutI write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more.. |
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