Dear Winifred; Jan. 13

Advice (NOT good!) column

Warning; Advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, I spent all day over a hot stove, preparing a lovely home cooked meal, and my husband took his food into the T.V. room, and my kids grabbed some bread and cheese as they were running out the door, on their war out.  I was left staring, alone, at the feast I had worked so hard to prepare.  All I wanted was for all of us to spend some quality family time together, what with everyone eating from T.V. trays and the hectic pace of today's light speed world.  Am I asking too much?  Signed Wishful Thinking."

 

 

     "Dear 'Wishful Thinking', maybe the problem isn't everyone being too busy and always on the go, maybe your cooking sucks green donkey poles; maybe they would rather slam their hand in the car door than choke down the reconstituted cat urine you force down their throats?  Just asking; Winifred."

Reviews

[Vidya Bacchus]

Oh my god !!!!seriously she has actually gotten meaner if that is possible "whew"

[Michael Stevens]

Thanks, and it IS possible, because she lives somewhere in my head, and I control the action of her face!

[Vidya Bacchus]

What are you saying Michael? Have you gotten meaner?

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, some mean deal corner of my brain took over my whole head!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Let's hope your head isn't that big otherwise winifred will have a field day lol

[Michael Stevens]

Let's just say finding a hat that fits is a challenge!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Okay I hear you lol

[Marie]

Remind me never to ask Winifred to dinner...

[Michael Stevens]

Hey, NEVER ask Winifred to dinner!