Dear Winifred; Jan. 15

Dear Winifred; Jan. 15

A Story by Michael Stevens
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Advice (NOT good!) column

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Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, I think you're much too hard on the people who write in asking your advice.  I've noticed by your responses that you seemed to be a very troubled, negative person.  How someone like you was deemed qualified to give advice to others is beyond me.  Signed Wondering How."

 

 

     "Dear 'Wondering How', the key to your statement, which is really the manifesto of a throbbing dick-person, lies in the first sentence; 'hard on'; as in 'I'm a."  Usually, people have a question, but not you; no, you heave an angry statement like a granite boulder squarely at my head.  Well, I've got two words for you, the second of which is 'you'!  Winifred."

© 2014 Michael Stevens


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I wondered about that myself, but of course I wouldn't dare ask WInifred.

Posted 12 Years Ago


Michael Stevens

12 Years Ago

I've tried to bring to topic up, but quickly thought better of it, for obvious reasons!

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I write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more..