Dear Winifred; Jan. 16

Advice (NOT good!) column

 

Warning, advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred; I wrote in yesterday, and you called me, and I quote, "A throbbing dick-person", a prime example of the mean streak you have.  I---"

 

 

     Dear 'Throbbing Dick-Person', I had to cut off your 3rd-grade-level, rambling, going nowhere fast, bullshit letter.  I ain't got all day here (well, actually, I DO have all day, and therein lies the problem; I'm stuck here answering letter from people with no clue, and about as smart as a Log-Deal!)  You at least have a name that fits you like something that fits perfect; Truth-be-told, your letter is really number one in my heart.  I wish you could see the finger I'm waving back and forth to honor that fact; Winifred."

Reviews

[Marie]

Why in the world would he write to her a second time?

[Michael Stevens]

Good lord, I don't know how I missed all these comments; yes I do, I'm a throbbing dick person; thank you!

[Marie]

I don't know why, but this struck me as a very funny remark. Of course you aren't a throbbing dick person.

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you Marie!