Dear Winifred; Jan. 17

Advice (NOT good!) column

 

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, my friend warned me about writing to you; said you're a negative, sour-outlook-on-life, take-a-knife-and-plunge-it-into-the-letter-writer's-heart kind of columnist.  I wrote this letter betting you wouldn't dare print it.  I just wanted you to know how badly your vicious words hurt my friend.  I think you should be more careful in what you say, because words have consequences; signed Upset."

 

 

     "Dear 'Upset', I'm-so-sorry-that-my-truthful-words-hurt-your-friend, NOT!  What's with all the hyphens?  Is that supposed to impress me?  "Oh look, one of my readers can be humorous by using way too many hyphens!"  I'm well aware that words have consequences; yours are causing me to tell you you're a loser dick-person.  Not only do I have the figurative balls to print your whiny, bullshit letter, I have the figurative balls to laugh right in your face; and please tell Throbbing Dick-Person to write in themselves if they've got a problem with me; not hide behind the skirt of the likes of you; what a tool!  Winifred."

Reviews

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahaha Michael these stupid advice seekers deserve what they get ,sorry to say :)

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you,and I thought it was super-stupid for these morons to keep writing in, until I remembered I write these; who's stupid now? Wait, don't answer that!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Uhh I will really not answer that lol

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you for not stating the obvious!

[Vidya Bacchus]

I am your true friend .

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you (Yes, I finally have one!)

[Vidya Bacchus]

lol.................:)

[Marie]

Sending Winifred a letter like this is paying her a compliment.

[Michael Stevens]

You're correct!