Dear Winifred; Jan. 18

Advice (NOT good!) column

 

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

    "Dear Winifred, I wonder if you can help me..."

 

     "Dear 'Scratchy', once again, because plowing through hundreds of bullshit letters from hundreds of you moronic readers is about as exciting as trying to make it through one of your bullshit letters without nodding off and coming to when my head recoils off the desk, I've decided to let you the readers try to guess what the hell your question was.  My advice; the rash should go away after a few days, and the barn is that where the piglet feels comfortable; Winifred."  

Reviews

[Marie]

His piglet had a rash. Fair enough.

[Michael Stevens]

Oh, so close!