Dear Winifred; Jan. 19A Story by Michael Stevens Advice (NOT good!) column Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct! "Dear Winifred, I'm a Seattle
Seahawks fan, and to ensure they win, I haven't changed my clothes since last
Saturday. These clothes may be the
reason the Hawks won, and I don't want to be responsible for them losing; go
Hawks! What do you think? Signed The Most Hardcore Hawks Fan."
"Dear 'The Most Hardcore Hawks Fan',
all I can hope is you at least took a shower since LAST SATURDAY! It's one thing to being a devoted fan, but
quite another to being a sad sack, screwed in the head fricking lunatic who
stinks worse than Aunt Sally's 3-days-unrefigerated Football Widow's Cheese and
Mayonnaise Dip. It's just a GAME; I
mean, I root for Green Bay, but you'd never see me wearing clothes that
probably stand up by themselves after you take them off: Winifred." © 2014 Michael Stevens |
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Michael StevensAboutI write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more.. |
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