Dear Winifred; Jan. 21

Advice (NOT good!) column

 

 Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

    "Dear Winifred, my problem is with my friend Laverne; I love and appreciate her, but she's always hanging around.  If my husband and I want some quiet time alone, Lavern just assumes our plans will include her.  I don't want to hurt her feelings; how can I hint that my husband and myself would rather be alone?  Signed Guilty Friend."

 

     "Dear 'Guilty Friend', don't you have any figurative balls?  Just come right out and tell her that she's a pain in the a*s 3-ton boat anchor on your having fun that you have to drag behind you, who's the difference between your having a good time, and a big bag of s**t.  I mean, quit tip-toeing around the problem like a ballerina tip-toeing around the gaping maw of something gaping, and tell  her.  Winifred."

 

 

 

 

Reviews

[Marie]

The thing to do obviously is to get Laverne a boyfriend...

[Michael Stevens]

Good advice; say, did you ever think about starting Ask Marie?

[Raymond Federle]

Yeah Shirley, you go tell Laverne to hang out with Lenny and Squiggy for a change. Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated.... Excellent as always Winn... er uh Mike. :)

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you, and thanks for playing "T.V. Trivia"!