Dear Winifred; Jan. 22

Dear Winifred; Jan. 22

A Story by Michael Stevens
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Advice (NOT good!) column

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Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, I've got sort of an embarrassing problem; one of my feet is size 9, while the other is size 12, so I have to ask the sales person for two different size shoes.  As a result, I'm rather reluctant to go to a shoe store.  Any advice to make me feel better about myself?  Signed Embarrassed"

 

 

     "Dear 'Embarrassed' well, look at it this way, you can probably save a ton of money on water ski's; with Colossa-Foot, you won't need one!  I don't know what else to tell you; all you can do is laugh, which the shoe salesman probably does as soon as you leave the store; Winifred."

© 2014 Michael Stevens


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There is no good solution to this problem For me it's a miracle to find shoes that fit at all...

Posted 11 Years Ago


Michael Stevens

11 Years Ago

Yeah, finding shoes that fit can be challenging!

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I write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more..