Dear Winifred; Jan. 22A Story by Michael StevensAdvice (NOT good!) columnWarning;
advice given is NOT politically correct!
"Dear Winifred, I've got sort of an
embarrassing problem; one of my feet is size 9, while the other is size 12, so I have to ask
the sales person for two different size shoes.
As a result, I'm rather reluctant to go to a shoe store. Any advice to make me feel better about
myself? Signed Embarrassed"
"Dear 'Embarrassed' well, look at it this way,
you can probably save a ton of money on water ski's; with Colossa-Foot, you
won't need one! I don't know what else
to tell you; all you can do is laugh, which the shoe salesman probably does as
soon as you leave the store; Winifred." © 2014 Michael Stevens |
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1 Review Added on January 22, 2014 Last Updated on January 22, 2014 AuthorMichael StevensAboutI write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more.. |

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