Dear Winifred; Jan. 23

Advice (NOT good!) column

 

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, a bunch of guys I work with are planning to surprise me with a birthday party which I'm not supposed to know about, except I overheard two guys talking in the bathroom when they didn't know I was also in there.  I don't want a surprise party, as I hate being the center of attention.  Should I let them know I'm aware of their plan, and really don't want any surprise party?  Signed Uncomfortable."

 

 

     "Dear 'Uncomfortable', my first question to you is 'what were you doing in the restroom with two other guys?'  Did you hope to play the 'Get to Know Your Fellow Employees By Having a Group Grope in the Bathroom'? game?  I'd answer you bullshit question, but I'm having trouble getting the image of you three at the 'Meat Swap Meet'; and I hope you're also a man, or what the hell were you doing in the MEN'S bathroom?  Winifred."   

Reviews

[Marie]

I hate surprise parties too...I'd just not show up...

[Michael Stevens]

I'm right there with you!