Dear Winifred; Jan. 25

Dear Winifred; Jan. 25

A Story by Michael Stevens
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Advice (NOT good!) column

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Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, I--"

 

     "Dear Upside Down, this column cannot condone activities such as you are describing; but the staff and I got one hell of a kick out of the subject matter of your letter; a harness and blow up doll?  Our question is, doesn't that position hurt?  Seek professional help, and I'm not talking carpet cleaning.  If you should not choose to go that route, my advice to you is duct tape, lots of duct tape; Winifred."

© 2014 Michael Stevens


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I don't know what his question was, and I don't want to.

Posted 11 Years Ago


Michael Stevens

11 Years Ago

Probably a wise choice!

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I write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more..