Dear Winifred; Jan. 28

Advice (NOT good!) column

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, I'm hoping you'll be able to help me with a problem, see..."

 

 

     "Dear Forest Fun, in a knot hole, really?  Gives new meaning to the term 'nature lover'.  I'm unable to print the rest of your sick bullshit, perverted letter; it's much too sappy!  Eh, ha, ha; a little tree humor there!  I'll have to remember to be careful next time I'm walking in the forest; Randy Green might have left his mark.  As sick and unbelievable as this sounds, and I have a hunch you just thought you were being funny, and playing with old Winifred (wait, 'playing' is not a good word to use here!), I'd hate to go to the doctor; 'You were what?  In where?'  Winifred."

 

Reviews

[Marie]

Okay. He was doing something perverted with a tree, right?

[Michael Stevens]

Winner; 'ding, ding, ding, ding!'