Dear Winifred; Jan. 31

Dear Winifred; Jan. 31

A Story by Michael Stevens
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Advice (NOT good!) column

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     Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, it seems I could use your advice; why is it that I try to be polite to people, but always get guff in reply.  Am I the only one who thinks being polite is the right thing to do?  I always am shocked by the rude replies of others.  Signed Chagrined."

 

 

     "Dear Chagrined, I'm so glad your letter doesn't drone on and on and on.  Maybe people sense you're a weak-chinned doormat?  I don't know, but reading your pansy letter I can tell you're ripe to be steam-rolled right into the dirt; Winifred." 

© 2014 Michael Stevens


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He certaily coulen't use Winifred's advice; impoliteness is what she know best...

Posted 11 Years Ago


Michael Stevens

11 Years Ago

Yeah, he's certainly out of luck!

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I write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more..