Dear Winifred; Feb. 1

Advice NOT good!) column

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, I find myself getting very depressed this time of year, what with the constantly overcast and rainy gloom.  I try to cheer myself up with colorful flowers or some other cheerful reminder of what's to come, but it never lasts.  Soon, I'm staring out the window, looking longingly for a future that's nowhere to be found.  The first snowfall is wonderful, but after that I really could do without it.  Signed Longing for the Sun."

 

 

     "Dear Longing for the Sun, you know what I'm longing for?  The end of this sniveling letter.  Look, we all get a little down this time of year, but it aint going to do any good bitching about it.  How do you think I feel?  Here I am, freezing my figurative nuts off, and what's the first thing that greets my eyes upon arrival in my freezing office?  Your whiny bullshit of a letter; reminding me of the freezing crap.  Just get over it already!  Winifred."

 

Reviews

[Marie]

Writing to Winifred st guaranteed to cheer anybody up...

[Michael Stevens]

Yes it is!