Dear Winifred; Feb. 3

Advice (NOT good!) column

 

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, I wrote you yesterday and told you I'm the world's biggest Seahawk's fan; well, the big game is over and look who won, the..."

 

     "Dear reader, I wrote the starred responses BEFORE the damn game has even been played; hurry the hell up!  Winifred." 

 

     *"Dear I Bleed Blue and Green, bully for you, the Seahawks won; I'm so excited, I may crap right here in their honor.  Wow, your life must be  totally different now.  What?  It's not; how could that be?  Oh, I know, it's because it's just a game that has zero impact on people's daily lives.  Grow up!  Winifred."

 

OR;

 

     *"Dear I Bleed Blue and Green, oh how sorry I am for you; the Bronco's won.  I'm enclosing a quarter so you can walk to the nearest pay phone, insert the quarter provided, and dial 1-800-I'm a Dip-S**t With No Life, and they can talk you off the ledge.  It's just a game!  You remember those don't you?  I mean other than playing pocket pool?  I realize you're a woman, or a nut-less man maybe, but my point is still valid; it's just a game!  Winifred." 

 

*Written BEFORE the 'big' game had been played

 

 

 

 

    

Reviews

[Marie]

And I still don't know who won. As you can tell, I'm not a big sports fan. Maybe if the Dallas Cowboys got to the Superbowl I'd take a little interest...

[Michael Stevens]

Cowboys? Well, I guess you can root for anyone you like, but the Cowboys? Lol!

[Marie]

Where I live, we consider the Cowboys our team. San Antonio doesn't have a football team.

[Michael Stevens]

Oh, I was just giving you a hard time; I meant no disrespect; but still, the COWBOYS? Lol!