Dear Winifred; Feb. 4

Advice (NOT good!) column

 

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, I have a question, why is it sometimes the sell-by date is wrong on certain dairy products?  You buy a supposedly-fresh, let's say, a half gallon of milk, with many days until the printed sell-by date, and open it when you get home, and it's sour.  That is so frustrating!  Signed Lumpy."

 

 

     "Dear Lumpy, what kind of a dip-s**t letter is this?  I'll tell you what kind; a total dip-s**t one.  Quit wasting my time with this s**t; don't you realize the Seattle Seahawks won the Super Bowl?  Do you have any idea of the stupendous ramifications of their victory?  Okay, none, but your letter is still bullshit; NEXT!  Winifred"

Reviews

[Michael Stevens]

"You could look it up!" as Yogi Berra would say!

[Marie]

THat is really a lame question. So the Seahawks won? Really?