Dear Winifred; Feb. 5

Advice (NOT good!) column

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

"Dear Winifred, I---"


"Dear Calamity Joe, my advice to you involves a Presto Log, a can of pink paint, and several place mats sewed together. I can't answer your question in print, as it involves an illegal act, but seeing as how you're currently a guest of the State of ------ (redacted), and have nothing but time to read the newspaper, I think these clues should suffice. If not, why you'll be totally confused; as confused as all the other, what is it now, oh yeah, six readers! Winifred."

Reviews

[Marie]

Well, I'm totally confused. Anyne desparate enough to write to Winifred must be confused too...

[Michael Stevens]

Well, you must be one of the 6!