Dear Winifred; Feb. 6

Advice (NOT good!) column

 

 

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, $1.50 for this paper?  Are you kidding me?  Why, I can remember when it only cost a quarter, and you had just raised it from free, outside of gas stations.  My, what a difference a few loyal readers and a whole lot of greed makes!  Signed Count Me Out."

 

 

     "Dear Count Me Out, I'm very sorry you're a cheap son of a b***h; no, correct that, just a plain son of a b***h!  And you sound as if you think it's my  paper.  I am just an employee, the same as 'Ask Danny, The Car Dude'   No, scratch that, Danny is a cross dressing moron, so don't think of him as my equal.  I mean, the other day you should have seen the outfit he wore to work.  I know you're The Car Dude, Danny, but come on, show at least some class.  My eyes are still in the restroom, ralphing their guts out; wooo!  Anyway, back to you're being a cheap son of a b***h.  No one's twisting your arm making you buy this paper, although the twisting you arm part sounds good, if you would rather spend your money on, say, kids toys, go right ahead, you cheap-a*s chiseler!  Winifred."

Reviews

[Marie]

My own daily newspaper started raising its prices. Finally I said to myself "If they go up again, I will stop subscribing." They did, and I did. I can get both my news and my comics off the Internet.

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, I still can't believe what they can do with computers now days!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Haha really "if you would rather spend your money on, say, kids toys, go right ahead" yeah because those things are less important than her column lol.she is a riot :)

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you much; and I'll pass your kind words on to Winifred, that is if I see her at the mini market buying beer and cigarettes when I'm in buying my usual monthly issue of 'Trailer Hitch Today'!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Wouldn't want to interrupt her when she's buying her beer and cigarettes you know michael.You could end up a statistic lol

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, NEVER get between Winifred and her beer and cigarettes!

[Vidya Bacchus]

I hear you Michael :)