Dear Winifred; Feb. 9

Advice (NOT good!) column

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, I hope you can help me, I---"

 

     "Dear Mollusk Love, I'd recommend you get a fish tank and just watch them.  Gross!  I've received letters from some sick hombres in my time answering bullshit letters from bullshit freaks, but you are far and away the freakiest freak who ever took pen in hand (I prefer not to think of what else has been in your hand!), slopped down your perverted problems, and wrote to me in desperation; Winifred."

 

Reviews

[Vidya Bacchus]

Good grief !!How would that even work ?Funny though :)

[Michael Stevens]

Well, it would work like this, you'd put---no, I have no idea, but it sounds like it would be a funnt premise!

[Vidya Bacchus]

That is the truth lol :)

[Michael Stevens]

You know, my above comment would be slightly more effective if I spelled funny with a Y instead of a T!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Yes I did notice that but since you were melancholy I didn't want to point it out lol

[Michael Stevens]

Oh sure, placate the mean guy!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Yes exactly though you aren't really mean its all Winifred (who you created ) so i guess you are the mean guy lol

[Michael Stevens]

Guilty as charged; Winifred has taken over!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Well this is the end then!!!

[Michael Stevens]

I really tried to fight, but in the end...?

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahaha at least you went down fighting :)

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, but she still kicked my a*s!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Don't feel bad I think she could kick The Rock's a*s and he is huge lol

[Michael Stevens]

Okay, but really; she really kicked my a*s?

[Vidya Bacchus]

Yes .yes she did :)

[Michael Stevens]

Now, that IS depressing!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahahah :)

[Marie]

Yes, he must have been desparate. I wonder what perversion you can possibly practice with a mollusk...?

[Michael Stevens]

More importantly, what kind of freak even THINKS this crap up?