Dear Winifred; Feb. 10

Advice (NOT good!) column

 

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, my son embarrasses me with the way that he dresses, and when I say 'dresses', I mean exactly that.  While other boys wear the clothes you'd expect, my son wears a flowery sun-dress, or the like.  He says he feels like a woman trapped in a man's body.   I've tried talking to him, I've tried counseling, but nothing seems to help.  I was wondering what you think I should do?  Signed Mike or Michelle?"

 

 

     "Dear Mike or Michelle?, I'd drop subtle hints, like buy an outfit of construction clothes and leave them on his bed while he's showering.  If he still doesn't get the hint that he's not supposed to be some sort of drag-kid and is embarrassing the hell out of you, I'd put up a tag on his bathroom door saying, "Men Only, or My Son"  In short, I'd try everything I could do to shame and humiliate him; reinforce the bullshit wrongness of what he's doing; Winifred."

 

Reviews

[Marie]

If anyone could scare a man away from being a woman it's Winifred...

[Michael Stevens]

Hell, I'm scared of her, and I write her dialog!