Dear Winifred; Feb. 11A Story by Michael Stevens Advice (NOT good!) column Warning;
advice given is NOT politically correct!
"Dear Winifred, last week I was
driving my car, minding my own business, when a car pulled right behind me and
rode my bumper, flashing their lights on and off to signal me to get out of
their way. As this was only a two-lane
road, with no shoulder, I was unable to comply with their wish. Finally, after a few miles, the road branched
out into four lanes, so I stayed all the way to the right, they swerved into
the left lane, and as they zoomed past, the guy driving gave me a dirty look
and made an obscene gesture to me. As a
God-fearing member of my church, I was completely shocked; I'm not use to that
kind of vulgarity. I've since forgiven
him; and realized he was probably going through some bad times. If everyone could forgive, the world would be
a better place. Signed Turn the Other
Cheek."
"Dear Turn the Other Cheek, believe
me, I'd turn the other cheek all right; I'd give him a view of my a*s from all
angles. Forgiving some dick like this
guy may be all well and good, but reaming him verbally would be much more
satisfying. Give that b*****d both
verbal barrels, right in the face!
Winifred." © 2014 Michael StevensReviews
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