Dear Winifred; Feb. 12

Advice (NOT good!) column

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, I LOVE chocolate, but..."

 

     "Dear I Gorge on Sugar, well, isn't that sweet!  Ah, sweet! Sugar?  Woo-wa!  Seriously, what the hell is this bullshit?  There's people out there totally screwed up, with real  problems they need my advice on, and along comes Mr. Bullshit Problem, clogging up the works with this s**t, taking up my valuable time, wasting  it really.  'Dear Winifred, I love chocolate,"  Well, bully for you!  What makes you think I give one little s**t?  Winifred."

 

     "Dear Winifred, I like how you take only one part of my comment, and make me look like a complete idiot.  You cut out my question having to do with being allergic to chocolate."

 

     "Dear I Gorge on Chocolate, believe me, you didn't need my cutting off your bullshit question to make you look like a complete idiot there, knob-job!  Winifred."

         

 

 

 

Reviews

[Michael Stevens]

Thanks; she takes reality, and skewers it ever-so slightly, or one hell of a lot!

[Chris]

Was almost like reading the comments following an online article... enough people REALLY do it to make this parody sort of not-shocking. Sigh.

You wrote it with taste and understanding.

[Frieda P]

Dare I say, I'm in love with Winifred...ha, love this quirky read. ;-)

[Michael Stevens]

Yes you may; thank you much!

[Frieda P]

Was my pleasure, now where's the chocolate?!

[Michael Stevens]

Oh, I ate it all; I didn't know you wanted some!

[Frieda P]

Pfft, no wonder Winifred has a problem with you...ha

[Michael Stevens]

Please don't tell Winifred, but she scares the crap out of me!

[Frieda P]

What's it worth to ya? ;-P ha

[Michael Stevens]

How much is my gratitude worth? That is about all I can send you via the computer, except a credit card number, and I don't currently have one of those!

[Frieda P]

Ha you're no fun, I'll let ya slide this time...........

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you!

[Frieda P]

Where's Winifred, I wanna hang out with her....

[Michael Stevens]

Winifred ran to the mini market up the street to get more beer, more cigarettes, more beer and more cigarettes; I'll have her call you when she gets back!

[Frieda P]

oh good, I'm out of beer!

[Michael Stevens]

Well, I'd recommend you go right now, before Winifred buys out the store; yes, it's the same store you shop at; I don't know how she knows, but she does!

[Frieda P]

Ha she's starting to freak me out........

[Michael Stevens]

You? How do you think I feel, she's running loose around my brain!

[Frieda P]

Hahaha now that's a problemo............

[Michael Stevens]

Yep, I win; NO ONE can top mine!

[Marie]

I wonder what Winifred is getting for Valentine's Day? Poisoned chocolates...?

[Michael Stevens]

That's a strong possibility!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahaha she is at it again I see. Isn't she just too sweet for words ?

[Raymond Federle]

We assume Wini is a woman....but there are men named that as well.......

[Vidya Bacchus]

Actually I saw a picture of this lovely lady .It was terrifying I must tell you lol