Dear Winifred; Feb. 13

Advice (NOT good!) column

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, tomorrow's Valentine's Day, and I want to get the woman I love something unique to show her how special she is and just how much I love her.  The problem is I can't think of what.  Flowers and chocolates are cliché.  What would you suggest?  Signed Blank Man."

 

     "Dear Blank Man, I'd suggest your girlfriend, or even worse, wife, dump your a*s and find a guy with slightly more imagination than your bullshit.  I don't know, you could get her the key to a luxury hotel room, and say it's so she can find a much-better dude, although judging by your dumb-a*s letter, she shouldn't have much trouble!  Winifred."      

Reviews

[Marie]

Men are not even expected to have imagination. At least Winifred has that.

[Michael Stevens]

I can't think of anything humorous to reply!