I Still Can't Dance for S**t!

I Still Can't Dance for S**t!

A Poem by Michael Stevens
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High school nightmare!

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When rhythm is called for; call someone else,

 

Because this guy left the party alone a long time ago

 

The three words in the English language I hate the most?

 

"Care to dance?"  Even now, so many years out of high school,

 

The very memory of those three dreaded words

 

Sets my heart to racing, and my three left feet

 

Running for the door!   

© 2014 Michael Stevens


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This made me smile, it's funny how fast two left feet can run though.

Posted 11 Years Ago


Michael Stevens

11 Years Ago

Thanks you, and it's taken me years of practice!
icelandicblue

11 Years Ago

And you don't even need lessons! LOL
Michael Stevens

11 Years Ago

Nope, ANYONE can learn to be a tri-legged freak!
Well I am in fine company then because I also lay claim to two left feet :)

Posted 11 Years Ago


Vidya Bacchus

11 Years Ago

Yes of course Michael you would never lie about never lying for true lol:)
Michael Stevens

11 Years Ago

Nooo, I wouldn't!
Vidya Bacchus

11 Years Ago

lol............................:)
With three left feet, you must look a fair treat.

Posted 11 Years Ago


Michael Stevens

11 Years Ago

Yeah, I'll be a dead-end in the fossil record!

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Michael Stevens
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I write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more..