Dear Winifred; Feb. 14

Dear Winifred; Feb. 14

A Story by Michael Stevens
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Advice (NOT good!) column

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Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!


     "Dear Winifred, It's my favorite day of the year, a day I get to show my beloved how much she means to me.  I got her a lovely card, and I brought her breakfast in bed.  I don't really have a question, I just wanted your readers to know they should do something special for their sweetheart;  signed Cupid Jr."

 

     "Dear Cupid Jr., my favorite day of the year is Bullshit Day, and your letter would be a perfect fit; thank you for honoring that day with your scribe to vomit by!  Winifred."

 

 

 

 

 

© 2014 Michael Stevens


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I take it Winifred didn't get a valentine...?

Posted 11 Years Ago


Michael Stevens

11 Years Ago

That would be a good guess!

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I write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more..