Dear Winifred; Feb. 15

Advice (NOT good!) column

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

"Dear Winifred, lately, I've been having a disagreement with my father-in-law..."

 

"Dear Forgiving, I'm going to stop you right there; your letter started off with something I can totally relate to; namely, your father-in-law being a total tool, but quickly degenerated into a subject I couldn't give 3 s***s about; namely your life.  After such a promising beginning, your letter veered of course and plunged off 'I Don't Care Mountain!''  Winifred." 

 

     "Dear Winifred, this is your father-in-law; you seem to forget I can see everything you write."

 

     "Dear Father-In Law, I completely spaced on the fact you can now read; that correspondence course must really be working wonders for you!"

 

     "Winifred, step into my office, please; we need to have a talk; you know, words?"

 

     "Ooops!"

Reviews

[Marie]

Did Winifred go too far? Probably not. She wouldn't have been hired in the first place if someone else could do her job.

[Michael Stevens]

Oh, Winifred'll just don her knee pads and kiss the boss's nether-region!