Dear Winifred; Feb. 17

Advice (NOT good!) column

 

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, my sister is dating a man who I overheard telling someone on the phone, he's ,quote, "Taking her to the cleaners."  I know that "Chip"* is just scamming "Fiona"* and will bail on he once he gets what he wants.  I can't stand the thought of her being crushed, not to mention finding herself broke, when she finds out her new boyfriend was just using her as his own personal ATM machine.  Should I tell her what I overheard?  Signed Accidental Eavesdropper."

 

*not their actual names

 

     "Dear Accidental Eavesdropper, are you kidding me?  Please tell me you're just kidding.  You know what I think?  I think someone sounds jealous that her friend is riding the hobby horse to Happy Town, while she is stuck on the hand car.  Just let "Fiona" have her fun; did you ever think that maybe she's smarter than you give her credit for, and is just using him to nibble on the old man-candy?  I'd be sure, before you go off half-cocked and accuse him of dick-dom*; Winifred."

 

*being a dick; stupid fake names

Reviews

[Vidya Bacchus]

"using him to nibble on the old man candy?" Oh lord this is priceless like you know laminates and stuff lol

[Michael Stevens]

Thanks 'Laminates Are Me!"

[Vidya Bacchus]

Yeah I know about you lol

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, I guess I'm nothing but a cheap covering to you!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahahaha my damn face hurts again .I never said anything about cheap!!!!

[Michael Stevens]

You can't afford me; ha, yeah right!

[Vidya Bacchus]

I believe you might be right lol

[Michael Stevens]

I take check or credit card, I was going to say sort of a 'lay-away' plan, but that's probably pushing it, so I won't!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Man did you not hear the thing about my face hurting ? I think I will pay in cash :)

[Marie]

Eavesdropping doesn't pay You never hear anything good.People find out what they have to know eventually. Sometimes they need the lesson.
Of course, Winifred should know that men aren't worth shelling out money for.

[Michael Stevens]

Ha; speaking as a man, I should be rather cross right now, but...