The Lazy Man's Triumph!

A how-to-know-s**t how-to guide!

 

The following is some hard-learned advice,

 

Learned through trial and error,

 

Until I perfected a sure-fire system

 

So that maybe you don't struggle like I did

 

Most people advocate the 'Study Your A*s Off' method,

 

And that's certainly one approach,

 

OR, you can just pry open the teacher's desk drawer

 

Where she keeps the correct answers

 

Trust me, it's much less stressful

 

Leaves you plenty of free time

 

For more important things;

 

ANYTHING!

Reviews

[Vidya Bacchus]

Well you are just a fountain of bad advice Michael haha.What if the teacher has the answers in her laptop that she takes everywhere with her, huh what then smart guy ?

[Michael Stevens]

Well, when I was in school, there WAS no such thing as a "lap top"; back when I was in school, the phrase 'lap top' was when girls stood on their head!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahaha oh my gosh .Really girls will do anything even stand on their heads lol

[Michael Stevens]

Makes for an exciting date, though!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Thank god I dont have to date anymore I don't think I could pull of standing on my head.I can barely manage standing on my two left feet.

[Michael Stevens]

I hear you! I was worried that I took the joke too far, but unfortunately, that's the way my mind works!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Too far you say .You aren't giving my wily sense of humour enough credit :)

[Michael Stevens]

So, a fellow sickie, huh?

[Vidya Bacchus]

Yes ,yes I am the president of the club in my country so there I said it :)

[Michael Stevens]

So, I need to start calling you PRESIDENT Vidya?

[Vidya Bacchus]

Now you get it Michael.It has been a long road but at last you get it !!!

[Michael Stevens]

No one can ever accuse me of being stupid too slowly!

[Michael Stevens]

Wait, that doesn't even make sense? Oh well, I'm sure you're used to it by now!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahaha you are right I am used to it :)

[Michael Stevens]

Hey; you weren't supposed to agree!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Are you trying to make liar out of me Michael lol

[Michael Stevens]

No, no, I'm not calling you a liar, per say, more like a truth skimmer!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Oh I see because that sounds so much better :)

[Michael Stevens]

Well, it's different, anyway!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Yes now I can say I have been insulted differently Michael.Thank you so much :)

[Michael Stevens]

"When you order one insult at the regular price, you get another, absolutely free!"

[Vidya Bacchus]

Really I have to pay for my insults and then you will token me a free one?You are truly a giving person :)

[Marie]

Unless the teacher's answers turn out to be wrong. THen you don't pass the test, and you don't know anything either.

[Michael Stevens]

You know, I never though of it that way; THAT explains why I got every single question wrong, she purposely gave the wrong answers to that test; and here I thought I'd copied them wrong!