Dear Winifred; Feb. 18A Story by Michael StevensAdvice (NOT good!) column
Warning;
advice given is NOT politically correct!
"Dear Winifred, maybe you can help
me, see I recently..."
"Dear Himalayas, I wouldn't worry too
much, a little swelling is normal. Not
that I've ever gone through the procedure, no, a friend did, but the results
are well worth the discomfort, believe me.
And you know they're big enough when you'd get stuck in the door jam if
you turned sideways, or so I've heard.
Unfortunately for my friend, she had to have them removed when she
started to float skyward, but let me tell you, the looks I--err--she
received! Winifred."
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2 Reviews Added on February 18, 2014 Last Updated on February 18, 2014 AuthorMichael StevensAboutI write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more.. |

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