Dear Winifred; Feb. 18

Dear Winifred; Feb. 18

A Story by Michael Stevens
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Advice (NOT good!) column

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Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, maybe you can help me, see I recently..."

 

     "Dear Himalayas, I wouldn't worry too much, a little swelling is normal.  Not that I've ever gone through the procedure, no, a friend did, but the results are well worth the discomfort, believe me.  And you know they're big enough when you'd get stuck in the door jam if you turned sideways, or so I've heard.  Unfortunately for my friend, she had to have them removed when she started to float skyward, but let me tell you, the looks I--err--she received!  Winifred."

 

© 2014 Michael Stevens


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I think she had both procedures. Not that she needed them for the latter...

Posted 11 Years Ago


Michael Stevens

11 Years Ago

Hey, hey, I wouldn't let Winifred hear that!
Really Winifred had err..... a procedure done huh.I say procedure because I don't know if its her breasts or balls .We already know she has huge balls lol:)

Posted 11 Years Ago


Michael Stevens

11 Years Ago

Ha, good one!
Vidya Bacchus

11 Years Ago

I thought so lol:)

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I write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more..