Dear Winifred; Feb. 20

Advice (NOT good!) column

     

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, I need you advice; I recently bought a new car, and..."

 

     "Dear Speedy Blackolis, I'm sorry, but YESTERDAY was my give a s**t about your weenie little 'problems' day.  Today, I've got my own problems to worry about, namely what to do about my dip s**t neighbor being, well, a dip s**t.  I feel for your 'performance' problems, but your love life is your business!  Winifred."

 

 

Reviews

[Marie]

Anybody why buys a car automatically buys problems. Anybody who has Winifred as a neighbor has even more...

[Michael Stevens]

Agreed; Winfred is also "The Car Gal!"

[Vidya Bacchus]

Well its not as if she was a sweetheart and got mean overnight you know :)

[Michael Stevens]

No, she's had YEARS of practice!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Exactly she is a pro and whoever doubts that well they are gonna learn the hard way lol:)

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, a Winifred scorned is an everyday experience!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahaha well said :)

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you; I'll be here all day; personal photographs and tee shirts are available for sale in the lobby!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Really are you selling yourself mister ? I am assuming these things aren't free haha :)

[Michael Stevens]

Well when you got it, flaunt it, or even if you don't, like me!

[Vidya Bacchus]

What who says "if you don't got it flaunt it ?"

[Michael Stevens]

Good point!

[Frieda P]

Laughing here, I do love Winifred, she's my kinda gal....get over yourself Mike. ;-)

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you, and believe me, I'm SO over myself!