Dear Winifred; Feb. 22

Advice (NOT good!) column

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, my brother is coming to visit next week, and while I love my brother; however, his wife?  Not so much.  I think she's a not-very-nice person who manipulates him and makes him bend to her will.  If he disagrees with her, she angrily storms out, screaming that he's always against her and doesn't love her.  It's all I can do to be in the same room with her, but for my brother's sake, I smile and pretend everything's fine.  What would you do if you were me?  Signed Suffer in Silence."

 

     "Dear Suffer in Silence, before I can advise you, I need some more information.  Does your brother have any nuts?  If, as I suspect, he doesn't, what's it like having a nut-less wonder for a brother?  I mean, s**t, this eunuch needs to stand up to this 'lady'.  She sounds like the evil ringmaster of the 'Do Everything My Way, or Else Circus,' and he's clog-dancing to her song.  If the answer is no, he has no nuts of his own, my advice is that until he sprouts his own testicles and tells her he's not going to stand for any of her screechy bullshit, you're screwed!  Winifred."

Reviews

[crowcapital]

Winifred and the wife in one room, no doors, no windows just a bottle of vodka and a baseball bat. Now that's a fight I would love to see.
I really liked the sroty. Nice work.

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you, C C!

[Marie]

Wow! This guy's married WInifred's clone!

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, the poor b*****d; he has NO clue!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Of course he should grow some nuts of his own being a eunuch and all lol

[Michael Stevens]

"Why does that man have a grow light in his pants?"

[Vidya Bacchus]

Hahaha you got me there (does he ?)

[Michael Stevens]

See, I think outside the box, or the pants, or the...

[Vidya Bacchus]

You are a true man of the world .

[Michael Stevens]

Yep, that's me; a man of the word!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Not a man of the word , a man .....oh never mind ,lol

[Michael Stevens]

I know, but what a difference an L makes!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Yeah didn't your mother tell you not to drop letters ?

[Michael Stevens]

She also told me to clean my room; did I listen to that either?

[Vidya Bacchus]

Apparently not .Michael clean your room !!!!

[Michael Stevens]

"Yes, Mom!"

[Vidya Bacchus]

See you can be reasonable lol

[Michael Stevens]

Just don't ask me to eat every pea on my plate; my reasonableness has its limits!

[Vidya Bacchus]

Duly noted lol