Dear Winifred; Feb. 25

Advice (NOT good!) column

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, how are you today?  I hope this finds you well; this time of year is tough; between the rain, the snow, and the freezing temperat---"

 

     "Dear Huntress, are you ever going to get to your question?  Kneepadding me with endless bullshit isn't the way to get my advice.  I'm a busy woman, and I don't have time for flowery s**t.  Next time, and rest assured, there will be a next time, judging by your lame-a*s letter, cut the crap and just get to your problem, okay?  Winifred."

Reviews

[Marie]

Winifred is a tad impatient isn't she? Can't even wait until the problem is mentioned to unload her venom.

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, she left her patience at home, for sure!