Dear Winifred; Feb. 27

Advice (NOT good!) column

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, I've got a question for you; you may not think it's much of a question, but I think it's a question that goes straight to the heart of the mystery of our existence!  Why is it that you can put twenty socks in the dryer, but no matter what, only nineteen come out?  Where does that extra sock go?  Signed Wondering."

 

     "Dear Wondering, oh, you must think you're about the funniest thing since Uncle Clem got s**t-faced at Thanksgiving and told off-color boy scout jokes to Grandma Mabel.  Well, I've got some news for you, you're about as funny as something bullshit.  Wasting my time with this unfunny crap?  Let me tell you, the only reason I'm answering this floating piece of excrement is to show my readers what can happen if you eat too much paste; Winifred."

 

 

     

Reviews

[Marie]

He should never have asked Winifred, although she probably knows. Obviously there's a sock monster hiding in the dryer.

[Michael Stevens]

That's as good a theory as any!

[Vidya Bacchus]

A valid concern methinks.Where does the other sock go .This is fascinating stuff :P

[Michael Stevens]

Tis a mystery that has long baffled; of course, I'm baffled on how to open a zip-lock baggie!