Dear Winifred; Mar. 2

Advice (NOT good!) column

 

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, my girlfriend recently told me maybe we should see other people; this blindsided me, as I thought everything was going great.  I really love her, and am crushed.  How should I respond to her comment?  Signed Just Devastated."

 

     "Dear Just Devastated, I guess I can't sympathize with your position.  I mean, now you're free from the cow tit; go out and see if maybe the milk tastes better on the cows from other side of the pasture; like maybe they feed off fresher, less manure-fed grass?  Winifred"

 

    

 

Reviews

[Marie]

I think this advice is dead on. NO political incorrectness about it.

[Michael Stevens]

Thanks Marie!