Dear Winifred; Mar. 3

Advice (NOT good!) column

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     "Dear Winifred, I'm an author, and my latest book, 'The Cops Can Eat Me' seems to have stirred up a hornet's nest.  I've received some terrifying death threats.  As someone who has likely received hundreds, if not thousands of death threats over the years, I'm curious how you've handled them?  Signed Beekeeper."

 

     "Dear Beekeeper, yes, I receive my fair share of death threats from crazy b******s who feel safe because they're anonymous.  If any of these punk-asses dare to break into my house to act on their threat, let them be forewarned; they'll soon be shaking faces with my good friends, Smith over here, and Wesson over there; cause I'll double-pump their fricking faces clean off!  Winifred."

Reviews

[Goat]

The more I read these the more I love Winifred. Great characterization!

[Michael Stevens]

I just saw this today; thank you much; sorry!

[Frieda P]

Woo Wini is in rare form today, who knew she was packing heat, that could be really dangerous, especially when those bullets ricochet off the inside of your head Michael. ;-)

[Michael Stevens]

Yep, just imagine how scary it is for me, having no protection from my thoughts; if you could see inside my head; "I swear officer, I thought "high school age!" How was I to know?

[Vidya Bacchus]

I don't doubt that she could follow through on that threat :)

[Michael Stevens]

Yeah, NOBODY messes with Winifred!

[Vidya Bacchus]

That is the truth lol

[Marie]

THere couln't be a better answer than that.

[Michael Stevens]

I think so too!