Dear Winifred; Mar. 4

Advice (NOT good!) column

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     Dear Winifred, I'm a 35 year old man who...

 

     Dear Mount Sammy, la-di-fricking-daw; like I give a s**t about how many people you've bagged.  Does that total include all the farm animals also?  I'm surprised that with that massive ego, your neck doesn't collapse in on itself, and your head look much like it's mounted on an accordion!  Do me a favor, get over yourself before I ralph on my shoes!  Winifred.  

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[Marie]

I guess she knows what thirty-five year old men are like.