Dear Winifred; Mar. 5

advice (NOT good!) column

 

Warning; advice given is NOT politically correct!

 

     Dear Winifred, maybe you've noticed all the commercials interrupting newscasts on regular network channels, yes, but also cable news programs as well.  Does this upset anyone but me?  Signed Unhappy Viewer.

 

     Dear Unhappy Viewer, hell yes I've noticed, how could anyone not?  "Kids, gather around the T.V. and hear all about erectile dysfunction medicine while you eat your Cheerios;"  "Can't pop a woody?  'Stiff-Staff' may be right for you.  Warning, people taking formaldehydes for neck pain should avoid 'Stiff-Staff', as it may cause tent pole pants at an inopportune moment.  Side effects may include groin discomfort, nervous involuntary hand movements, sideways glances to see if you were observed, and 3-minute depression.  Tell your doctor how much meat you're packing. "  Good God, ENOUGH already!  Winifred.  

Reviews

[Marie]

More information than I needed. I fast forward through commercials. I get enough spam on my computer abour this subject.

[Michael Stevens]

I agree, WAY too much information!