Dear Winifred; Mar. 7

Advice (NOT good!) column

     Dear Winifred, I have really noticed in the last few years that the media seems to talk down its viewers. Maybe it's just me, but I resent being treated like I'm too stupid to follow what's going on.  Do you think it's getting worse?  Signed Well Out of Elementary School

 

     Dear Well Out of Elementary School, boy, are you so not shitting bricks out of your face hole; the media talk so far down to us, we need a ladder just to climb back up to reality-level.  I try to avoid political talk, but you have to admit, you've got brown socks because the s**t has overflowed your hip boots.  One network in particular is orbiting somewhere out beyond Pluto.  No matter what side of the political spectrum you're on, saying the president was born somewhere else; is a secret Muslim who's going to force Sharia Law down our throats; comparing him to Hitler; these are the arguments of the most unhinged freaks around, and yet one 'news' network reports on them almost gleefully as if the stories may have some basis in reality, and the other networks give these bullshit 'reports' credence by not laughing in their face.  Please, if you believe this s**t, have another huff of model glue, put on your tinfoil hat, and prove to us all that you can fly by jumping off a cliff!  Winifred 

 

 

Reviews

[Goat]

Hahaha! This made me laugh! Thank you for making me laugh once again with Winifred.

[Michael Stevens]

Glad it made you laugh, instead of ralphing on your shoes!

[Marie]

I'll bet Winifred could write for TV...

[Vidya Bacchus]

Good grief has she gotten mreaner since last I visited "whew" Thank god that was not aimed at me !!!

[A. H. Pinley]

Really? So what is it Winifred believes? In fact, what is it you believe my friend? The racial divide has widen under the sitting president. Black unemployment has went up as well. NAACP calling fellow Black American, Tim Scott a puppet. The discourse taking root in America flourishes and is maintained by those that say they are for the common man. We were created to be free, so act like it.

[Michael Stevens]

I thought I was being fair to everyone, no matter your politics. I just meant some of the criticisms of the president are loony tunes. It has nothing to do with his politics. I'm well aware we view them very differently, but come on!

[Marie]

Michael is a comic. WInfred's incorrect advice is for everyone...

[Michael Stevens]

Thank you Marie!

[A. H. Pinley]

Yeah maybe you were? It's not up to me to decide...