Dear Winifred; Mar. 8A Story by Michael Stevens Advice (NOT good!) clumn Dear Winifred, I've come up with a new,
fantastic recipe for making a fabulous beef casserole. Everyone says I should send it somewhere to
be published, but where? I really have
no idea; can you help me? Signed The
Best Unknown Chef
Dear The Best Unknown Chef, yeah, yeah,
you sound like your cooking talents are just being wasted, there, Chef Boyardee
Bragger B*****d. If I were you, I'd quit
my job as the handy person working the graveyard shift at the sewer pumping station,
and go full time to this cooking s**t.
You sound like maybe the best cook since my Uncle Ralph fire bombed the
weenies on our scout cookout! Winifred
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Michael StevensAboutI write for fun; I write comedy pieces and some dramatic stuff. I have no formal writing education, and I have a fear of being told I suck, and maybe I should give up on writing, and get a job makin.. more.. |
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